i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
"Who played at your wedding? We’re having trouble finding a band."
"Well, if they’re not out of your price range, Madonna, Macklemore and Trombone Shorty were pretty stellar."
Congrats to all the couples who were married at last night’s Grammys!